I Have To Smile Myself, Because I Love You!: Archive

I just realized how weird I must sound while...

Me: *quizzing myself for my history test*
Flashcard: What happened in Yugoslavia in the 90s?
Me: Genocide!
Me: *flips card*
Flashcard: Genocide
Me: Yeah!
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What other people hear: Genocide! Yeah!

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no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money

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"Will you ever stop quoting Harry Potter?"

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend: saintlike—holey: “not as long as those who remain are loyal to him.”

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When I'm really famous I'm gonna let myself get...

greaterandmoreterrible: Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS” And saying sentences that include ‘ship’ And physically dramatic ‘NO’s So that y’all can easily gif me You’re welcome

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Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...

iloveyoujhutch: If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying. Jenna, alaric, grams, Klaus… TVD has way too many people dying, man.

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idlearth asked: THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF DEGRASSI HAVENT WATCHED IT IN MONTHS

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Clare and Jake. Degrassi incest.

Clare: I never thought about how it would be to have a brother.
Jake: Is that what we are now? Siblings?
Clare: Yeah, I guess.
Me: Yeah, I guess. Siblings who almost did the nasty. 
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REBLOG IF YOU WOULD ATTEND A TUMBLR USER...

We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it. And we could party together.

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So I told some of you guys about my boyfriend...

Derp. Prom.

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The degrassi nines this year are kind of...

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why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
 the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

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